Ireland's Pit Bull Terrier Association (IPBTA)
Hello and welcome to IPBTA,
Promoting responsible dog ownership along with providing athletic k9 sporting events that suit all our types of dogs.




The Talking pit bull

View previous topic View next topic Go down

The Talking pit bull

Post by celticpitbulls on Sat May 15, 2010 9:29 pm

A guy was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house,
Talking Dog for Sale.'

He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard.

The guy went into the backyard and saw a pit bull terrier sitting there..

'You talk?' he asked.

'Yes,' the pit bull replied.

'So, what's the story?'

The pit bull looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.'

'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and

was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy was amazed. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wanted for the dog.

'Ten euros.' the man said.

'Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a bloody liar. He never did any of that sh�t.'
avatar
celticpitbulls
Admin

Posts : 5950
Join date : 2008-04-20
Location : DUBLIN

Back to top Go down

Re: The Talking pit bull

Post by YENALED on Sat May 15, 2010 10:01 pm

lol!
avatar
YENALED
Admin

Posts : 2693
Join date : 2009-12-13
Location : GALWAY

Back to top Go down

Re: The Talking pit bull

Post by celticpitbulls on Sat May 15, 2010 10:09 pm

yeah i thought very funny too lol!
avatar
celticpitbulls
Admin

Posts : 5950
Join date : 2008-04-20
Location : DUBLIN

Back to top Go down

Re: The Talking pit bull

Post by eamo s on Sun May 16, 2010 7:43 am

Razz very good Razz
avatar
eamo s
Admin

Posts : 2910
Join date : 2010-02-14
Age : 43
Location : Dublin clondalkin

Back to top Go down

Re: The Talking pit bull

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum